hey you..smile. :D

my catch phrase: I'll do it later

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:04:12 -0400

my catch phrase: I'll do it later

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:03:27 -0400

growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:02:12 -0400

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say "Tomorrow I'm going to..." and they say "Don't you mean today?"

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:08:42 -0400

totally-relatable:

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:07:53 -0400

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

♡♡ FIRST 45 ♡♡

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:51 -0400

fearlesslyfashionable:

mbf fearlesslyfashionable (i check don’t lie that’s dumb) and waayfaring for extra love

like OR reblog (don’t do both)

must reach

promoting EVERYONE in 2 lists to xx,xxx

bolding people who reblog

you WILL gain!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:44 -0400

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zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:20:15 -0400

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:33:05 -0400

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog

charosy: Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:37 -0400

charosy:

Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:38 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:22 -0400

start of sentence: omg

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:09:17 -0400

start of sentence: omg
end of sentence: omfg

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:12:38 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:54:16 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

foodchewer: hides good snacks from family members

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:34 -0400

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there's any questions...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:13 -0400

shutyourface09:

Yeah,

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:10:48 -0400

Well excu^{u^{U^{U^{UU^{UU^{UU^UUUU}UU}UU}U}U}U}U_{U_{U_{U_{UU_{UU_{UU_UUUU}UU}UU}U}U}U}use me